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US tourist’s 1-star review of Berghain is one of the funniest reads ever about the legendary Berlin nightclub

This Yelp review of Berghain that might be one of the funniest reads to ever involve the legendary Berlin nightclub. Reviewed 1-star by a disgruntled American tourist allegedly named Kyle W. He has 0 friends on the review platform, but 34 reviews. Somehow mostly of strip clubs and brothels in Las Vegas and barbecue restaurants back home in Texas. “I finally get to the exit and I yell to that weirdo door man “YOU SICK BASTARD!”…I hail a cab and make it back to my hotel. That was my experience at the “worlds coolest night club”..I can handle a lot of stuff, but this place was WAY over the top. I will not be back. Never.” Kyle W. If this is a fake, someone has gone to extreme efforts to make it look real. Written at the end of September, 2016, we present, in full, Kyle W.’s review of Berghain…. Read the full review below / on Yelp: Read Kyle W.‘s review of Berghain...

Awakenings Festival - Fake ticket warning

WARNING: We identified 2 types of fake Awakenings Festival Tickets. The tickets look nothing like the official ones. Unfortunately the fake sellers are still out there. Tickets looking like this are Fake Beware of tickets looking similar like the images below. These are FAKE. Official Awakenings Festival tickets Only buy your tickets at the official Awakenings sales channel: Awakenings website (www.awakenings.com) or at the Awakenings Festival website (www.awakeningsfestival.nl). This way you will never pay too much and you make sure your tickets...

Techno venue below Dutch football stadium invites Pan-Pot for their second event

Labyrinth Club returns to Music Dome for a second time. After a sold out edition with Amelie Lens last winter, they invited Pan-Pot to play at the massive dome below this football stadium. The 4000-capacity venue (Music Dome) is located below the Parkstad Limburg Stadion in the Netherlands. Parkstad Limburg is the home stadium of football club Roda JC Kerkrade. The venue has three floors and four music areas, all empowered by an impressive sound system. The unique dome-shaped...

US tourist’s 1-star review of Berghain is one of the funniest reads ever about the legendary Berlin nightclub

This Yelp review of Berghain that might be one of the funniest reads to ever involve the legendary Berlin nightclub. Reviewed 1-star by a disgruntled American tourist allegedly named Kyle W. He has 0 friends on the review platform, but 34 reviews. Somehow mostly of strip clubs and brothels in Las Vegas and barbecue restaurants back home in Texas. “I finally get to the exit and I yell to that weirdo door man “YOU SICK BASTARD!”…I hail a cab...

How much it really costs to go to Burning Man

How much does Burning Man Cost? How much money do I need to bring? Once a year, tens of thousands of people gather in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert to create Black Rock City, a temporary metropolis dedicated to community, art, self-expression, and self-reliance. In this crucible of creativity, all are welcome. Built on a philosophy of self-reliance and decommodification, the nine-day event is a experiment of sustainability. The question on many first-time Burners lips is simple: how much does it really cost to go Fortunately, the guys over at Time Magazine’s Money have worked that out. The price for Burning Man Getting There $450: Ticket + fees $427:...

Pacha Ibiza visits the Netherlands for 3 years Celebration of Music Dome

Music Dome has made a deal with the world famous club Pacha from the Spanish party island Ibiza to host Pacha on Tour at Kerkrade. Also read: New techno venue at football stadium Music Dome based at Parkstad Limburg Stadion celebrates its three-year existence on 26 January. Especially for this celebration party, Music Dome brings Ibiza to Kerkrade with the Pacha on Tour concept. Worldwide, Pacha has more than twenty clubs. The best known location is on the popular Spanish party island Ibiza. Return In addition to the Pacha on tour concept, Tujamo (number 46 DJ of the world), Taao Kross, Julian Cross from...

Dutch want to legalise xtc and regulate production

Member of parliament Kathalijne Buitenweg: "The government doesn't have to produce the xtc pills themselves, but must take control." Xtc is the most used drug after alcohol and cannabis in Dutch nightlife. "I find it inevitable that the Netherlands will also regulate the consumption of ecstasy in addition to the use of cannabis. Production must be controlled via a licensing system and only pills that meet quality requirements must be available. I say it because of public health, but also because we have to do something about the frighteningly growing power of criminals. " Multiple Dutch mayors also argue for lifting...

These people just partied 16 hours in Berghain

If you would even dare to try to take party photos at Berghain you would probably be banned to hell, or worse. I’ve seen furious bar tenders leap over the counter to kick people out who took photos of each other with their smart phones. But luckily they can’t prohibit any kind of photography outside of their sacred premises, so taking pictures of the people in front of the club is a good alternative. Recently a photo set...

Awakenings presents hardest line ups for the Easter specials in years

Amsterdam brace yourself for our toughest and hardest Awakenings Easter specials in years! APR 19 - Awakenings Easter Good Friday The Friday before Easter will not only be good, but also filled with the hardest and deepest techno of all times. Line-up: 999999999 (Live) Fatima Hajji Fjaak (Live) Kobosil Perc Sandrien SHDW & Obscure Shape APR 20 - Awakenings Easter Saturday (by day) An amazing 12 hour techno ride with a few exclusive extended DJ-sets. Line-up: Adam Beyer Mind Against Monika Kruse Pan-Pot Toman APR 21 - Awakenings Easter Sunday Easter Sunday will wake & shake you...

Huge New Years techno rave in Dutch church almost sold out

Enigma is one of the smallest and most remarkable raves in the Netherlands right now. Located in a 15th century church in Beverwijk, the Netherlands, it is without a doubt one of Netherlands best kept techno secrets. On Saturday January 5th 2019, for the second time, a huge New Years celebration takes place in the Grote Kerk Beverwijk. This years line up includes Juan Sanchez, Mirella Kroes eand Mike Ravelli. For the real diehards there is an Afterparty at...

Verknipt takes over Central Studios, Utrecht to celebrate their 6 years anniversary

Amsterdam - Verknipt celebrates their 6 years anniversary at Central Studios, Utrecht on January 12th. Verknipt is an Amsterdam- based party organisation founded in 2012. Within a short period of time Verknipt gained a well-known name in Amsterdam and soon after expanded throughout the Netherlands. For their 6 year anniversary they are taking over Central Studios, Utrecht. If you want to go don’t wait a minute longer, like previous years this event will sell out. Get a ticket...

Drumcode Festival returns to Amsterdam's NDSM wharf in 2019

Amsterdam - Following on from an outstanding sold out debut year, Drumcode Festival returns in 2019. On Saturday 24th August, Drumcode Festival will once again take place on the industrial playground at the NDSM wharf in Amsterdam. Sign up now to receive exclusive access to Drumcode Festival 2019 loyalty tickets and news before anyone else: bit.ly/DCFest19signup WATCH: Adam Beyer closing Drumcode Festival 2018 Adam Beyer & Awakenings present Drumcode Festival 2019 Sign up here: bit.ly/DCFest19signup Facebook event: Attend here — Saturday 24.08.19 — NDSM Amsterdam More info: www.drumcodefestival.com www.facebook.com/drumcodefestival

Netherlands gets a three-floor techno venue below this football stadium, hosting six techno events in 2019

The 4000-capacity venue (Music Dome) is located below the Parkstad Limburg Stadion in the Netherlands. Parkstad Limburg is the home stadium of football club Roda JC Kerkrade. The venue has three floors and four music areas, all empowered by an impressive sound system. The unique dome-shaped main room has two floors of balconies overlooking the dance floor and a capacity of 2,500 people. First event Amelie Lens × Labyrinth Club on Tour Tickets: https://shop.eventix.io/a4091f20-d7a4-11e8-b440-eb5ed5530f60/tickets Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/737604396582897/ Program 2019 For 2019 there are 6...

A new 1500-capacity techno club is opening in Rotterdam, mid 2019

Rotterdam - The team behind Rotterdam venue BAR is planning to open a new and as-yet-unnamed electronic music venue in Rotterdam mid-2019. The 1500-capacity venue is locates near the Merwe-Vierhavens docks along the Nieuwe Maas river. The venue will feature two club areas and a multi-purpose space. It's a new project from the De Maatschappij Voor Volksgeluk, a collective which runs BAR. Some months ago cofounder Kristian de Leeuw told (the Dutch-language publication) 3voor12 that the project has been in the works...

No Loveland New Year edition this year

Amsterdam - Putting on a wide range of house and techno parties since 1995, Loveland is one of the original Dutch dance promoters. Their main event, this festival has been bringing a lineup of fresh and influential talent to Amsterdam's Sloterpark for 14 years straight. For the first time ever Loveland Festival added a second day in 2018. Claiming to have sold out every single event edition they did this year (Kingsday + ADE + Festival), one would expect Loveland has every...

Awakenings adds more techno heavyweights to the line up for Klokgebouw, Eindhoven Netherlands

Eindhoven - February 2nd Awakenings returns to the industrial factory halls of the Klokgebouw Eindhoven. Expect a huge techno line-up in the Dutch city of light! Tickets for Awakenings Eindhoven 2019 are available here: Buy tickets Check out the whole line up below. Line up Awakenings Eindhoven AREA W 22:00 - 00:00 Lewski 00:00 - 02:00 Helena Hauff 02:00 - 05:00 Laurent Garnier 05:00 - 07:00 Adam Beyer AREA X 22:00 - 00:00 Albert van Abbe 00:00 - 01:30 Bart Skils b2b 2000 and One 01:30 - 03:30 Amelie Lens 03:30...

Getting into Berghain... The club's door guards explains what influences their decisions at the Berlin club

If you were wondering just what you had to do or wear to qualify for entry into Berghain, you can put your mind to rest now. Also read: Berghain has announced 60hrs NYE event. Earlier we've posted an article with pictures of visitors of the famous Berlin club and one showing what people look like after 16 hours of raving at Berghain. The three combined, including this one, should give you everything you need to know to get...

10 Upcoming female techno DJs you need to know

Women are rocking the techno music scene already, but here are the names of some female DJs that are underrated and need a bit more introduction. We all know and love listen to Nina Kraviz, Nicole Moudaber, Monika Kruse, Paula Temple, Anja Schneider, Ellen Allien and Magda, they are some of the most influential DJ noways, and there are some hidden gems that sooner or later will merge as top DJs. Here is a list of 10 upcoming female...

Techno Moves is now Releasemag

Since Techno Moves’s inception, an appreciation for music and culture has been fundamental to our vision. With Releasemag we will extend this vision for years to come. Anytime you want to find out what’s going on in the world of house and techno, our experts at Releasemag are there to give you their take on the freshest and most relevant stuff around. Whether it’s music, dance moves, artists, interviews or culture. Give you personal recommendations from people who...